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this planet has a brain and it's full of hate

鬼 神 Kill Em All 1989

topple the towers of the powers that be

I am trash man

I rifle through their wastes to forge my weapons

410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

we won't sleep til their souls are all vanquished

Born To Die is a pamphlet-sized ttrpg by Adam Vass and Will Jobst of the Brain Trust Podcast. Designed on the show in real time, this game allows players to embody shiny happy anthropomorphic animals in a post-human wasteworld, collecting trash and using it to fight their oppressors and banish the spirits of dead cops.

includes eight playable character options, trash table, a dozen enemies, and a tower crawl adventure. You need 4d6 and a couple friends.


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born to die pamphlet.pdf 833 kB
born to die pages.pdf 892 kB


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We climbed the corporate corpse ladder to the top,

Defeated two robo-Jakes from State Farm, 

And got some sweet trash for our trouble.

Whiskers x Dominos conquer all!!!


this fucking RULES


This game fucks. Buy it.